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The Season of Goodwill
(Taken from the 1987 UK D&D Annual...author unknown.
The characters and story are trademarks of TSR, ©
1987, and are, unfortuntely, used without permission.)
"That's it! I've had enough of this place...of battling dragons
and orcs and what have you. I'm not moving another step!" Presto
threw his wizard's cap on the ground and sank down on a handy rock.
Eric the Cavalier's face creased into lines of worry.
"But Presto" he quavered, "Zarak and the orcs are in the pass....and only
a few minutes behind them, the avalanche Bobby brought down with his club
won't keep them at bay forever. We've got to get going. This
trip to the realm of Dungeons and Dragons isn't a holiday, you know."
The green-clad youth looked miserably at his companions.
"That's just it. This should be a time of holiday. Doesn't
anyone know what the date is?"
Sheila the Theif gave a gasp of realization.
"Of course, it's December 25th, back in the real world...Christmas time,
isn't that so, Diana?"
Diana, however, wasn't listenting, but looking to
where the small but instantly recognizable figure of Dungeon Master had
materialized, seated on the rock next to Presto.
"Why have you stopped, children?" the voice questioned.
"The orcs will not remain baffled for long...and you have your mission
to complete...to find the questions and the answers to take you through
the realm of Dungeons and Dragons back to your world."
"Phooee and fiddlesticks," Presto shorted angrily.
"I've had about enough of you and your games. It's Christmas- I want
to see my home again. I want to enjoy the fun....to hear Christmas
carols. And you could fix that for us, couldn't you? You could
whisk us back to our homes, couldn't you? Am I right?"
The Dungeon Master regarded the bespectacled youth
sorrowfully. "I could," came the reply. "But remember my powers
aren't what they seem here. I could take you home, but I beg of you,
do not ask me to do so."
Presto, upon hearing the words, leapt to his feet,
his eyes blazing. "Hear that? I told you this riddle stuff was all
a sham. Go on...get us home for Christmas, or I, for one, won't budge
from this spot!"
The Dungeon Master's face froze into a mask of dismay.
"Very well, I shall impart the spell, foolish one. The orcs are approaching
and you may not be able to fend them off again. However, have a care.
Beware of your ears and eyes...of your memories...of your hearts.
Be gone."
That instant, the old man vanished and the words
of a spell formed in Presto's mind. "Christmas carols, Christmas
cheer. Sands of time, bring them near."
Next moment, it seemed that the whole realm was
spinning and falling beneath them. "Where are we going?" called Sheila,
clutching Uni tightly to her.
"H-home, I hope," came the trembling tones of Eric.
An age, and at the same time a split second later, the world had stopped
tumbling. Gone was the pass and the evil orcs. All around them....only
sands...The Singing Sands.
Hank's voice called out, "Hey, listen...can't you
hear that...?"
Bobby's grinning face lit up in response.
"Don't you recognize it? It's Jingle Bells." All at
once, the companion's hearts lifted. There could be no doubt that
that was the tune borne to them on the wind. A tune growing plainer...and
louder and louder as within each mind memories of the joyful ditty grew
clearer.
"Listen, another tune...We wish you a merry christmas,"
Diana gasped happily. "Now that's Oh come all ye faithful...Good
King Wenseslas...Silent night!"
Indeed, growing louder and louder, every tune was
reporduced in the gusting, biting winds. Louder and louder it grew.
The tunes now lost in a maelstrom of disjointed sounds.
"The music...it's killing me." Hank's groans and
Uni's bleat of terror were lost amidst the howling dischords. Was
there no end to this savage symphony of sound, no way out of the Singing
Sands? By now, the youngsters' headlong flight was reduced to a painfully
sand-clogged crawl. Were they destined to perish, pummelled by the
songs of the sands?
"Look...is it a mirage...or are those rocks ahead?
Rocks with caves beneath...somewhere out of the wind away from thje sound?"
The others followe Bobby's pointing finger. It ws no mirage, for
all could see far away the jutting pile of rocks that must surely form
the edge of the Singing Sands. Summoning the last of their strength,
eyes screwed against the winds of doom, they ran, stumbled, staggered and
crawled their way over sliding slopes of sand until their goal loomed large
and awesome above them.
"Into the cave...quickly before my ears burst," Presto urged his companions.
They needed no such persuading as they tottered into the cool shleter of
the cavern.
"Brr...I'm not complaining, but it's cold in here,"
commented Hank.
"I suppose it would be compared to the heat of the
Singing Sands," agreed Eric from his usual position at the back of the
group.
Prancing at the head of them was the ever-curious
Uni. However, as the little creature trotted around a tight curve
in the passage, a bleat of alarm and surprise brought his
[her!] human friends rushing to his side.
"Two Uni's?" gasped Hank. And it did indeed
seem that in front of them and facing the rock wall was Uni's double.
However the impression was only fleeting as Sheila, stealing forward, put
out a hand to touch the sides of the passage.
"No, just his reflection on the rock. Except..."
she concluded, "it isn't rock, it's ice!"
Presto shrugged. "So what? The important thing
is that we're safe here away from the Singing Sands...and perhaps this
will lead us home in time for Christmas." So saying, he pushed his
way ahead of the others to lead the group deeper and deeper into the icy
cavern.
Outside, oblivious to the now tuneless winds blowing
across the sands, the Dungeon Master looked sadly at the deserted cave
entrance. "They have entered the Caves of Ice. Little do they
know that the danger they faced on the Singing Sands is far outweighed
by the peril that lurks within those cold walls. They should not have asked
me to grant their wish. I can only hope they remembered my warnings."
At that same moment, beyond the Eye of the Winds,
beyond the dread lair of Tiamat, witing the evil confines of his palace,
the slitted eyes of Venger peered into the crystal triangle before him.
Within the prism, swirling mists cleared to reveal images of Presto, Eric,
Diana, Sheila, Hank, Bobby, and Uni as they picked their way through the
frozen world of ..."The Ice Caves!"
Venger's ghoulish lips flickered into a smile of
satisfaction. "A place no warm, living being should dare to
venture. I'll warrent they will never find their way out again alive."
He turned and raised his arem to send a flash of light across the vast
hall.
As if by magic, there appeared his demon mount,
Nightmare. "Come," Venger's voice rasped as he sprang into the saddle.
"Just in case they do emerge from that zone of death, we shall be on hand
to meet them in mortal and immortal combat. I'll vow they will be
in no shape to fight, should the need arise. And whatever the cause
of their doom, I shall seek and find their weapons. I shall have
the power to rule...to rule the realm of Dungeons and Dragons. Yah
ha haaaaaa!"
On, on they flew...Venger's howls of evil laughter being caught and hurled
to the four winds that swirled and eddyed in terrifying force above the
mysterious realm. Suddenly, Venger's laugh faltered as Nightmare began
to plunge and rear sickeningly amongst the racing plumes of clouds.
"What is it? What has disturbed the winds?
We are being blown off course. Nightmare, use your powers...your
strength...we are being blown towards the lair of Tiamat, Queen of the
Dragons...and none may disturb her."
Try as they might, the winds, roused to frenzy by
the mindsongs of Presto and his companions proved the stronger. Horse
and rider were blown, tumbling and cartwheeling high over the rocky deathlands
that contained the evil-tempered dragon's hideaway.
Only over the distant Box Canyon did the gales lessen
and allow Venger to plot a route to the Ice Caves. "Power and fortune
is with us, demon steed," Venger smiles. "We passed the many eyes
of Tiamat undetected."
However, the power-seeker's optimism was ill-founded.
One eye in one of the fire-breathing heads of Tiamat had witnessed the
passing of Venger. And the Queen of Dragons...foe to both good and
evil with the realm of Dungeons and Dragons...allowed none such comtenpt
to go unchallened. Even as Venger brought his steed to rest outside
the Ice Caves, the monstrous winged shadow of Tiamat was swooping ever
closer behind him.
Meanwhile, within the caves, the increasing cold
had finally slowed the companions almost to a halt. "Brr," Sheila
shivered, "Not sure the heat of the Singing Sands wasn't better than
this. And I don't suppose we're ever likely to see our homes at Christmas
at this rate."
Even as she spoke, however, Presto and Uni, who
were leading the party, came to an abrupt halt. There, all but filling
the passabge ahead, was a frozen pool of ice. Words had formed once
again in the boy wizard's brain. Shatching the cap from his head,
his hands cast a spell, while his thoughts found voice. "Christmas
warmth, midst caves of ice. Bring us there, in a trice."
As his words died in the frosty air, Presto's eyes goggled into the pool,
as did those of his companions, who all bent to crouch over it. Close,
so close, as though viewed over immense distance through a telescope, could
be seen cheerful fireside scenes. For each pair of eyes, a different
view...but all of..."My family...my home...everyone gathered for Christmas
dinner...Mmmmm. I can just smell that cooking!"
Bobby's eyes widened greedily. Hank licked
his lips hungrily. Sheila was the first to realize. "We're
each seeing a differet scene...but always of our home...and always of Christmas.
Perhaps that's all the Dungeon Master meant when he said he could take
us home for Christmas."
Uni found himself out of place and unwanted as his
companions gazed as though hypnotized into the frozen pool of memories.
Warily he skirted the frozen circle and hopped on his way down the passage.
Soon he was out of sight of his friends, alone in the silence of the caverns.
But, amidst the silence were sound. Muttered
half-words forming phrases. A swelling, tinkling sound as of a myriad
of glass shards moving, clicking toegether. Glass...or ice?
Words. "Life....warmth in the Ice Caves. Cannot be. Freeze,
take destroy." Next moment, the unicorn gave a bleat of terror.
From the very frozen wall itself had stepped a figure. Its ice face
was etched in grim lines. A helmet shape framed its features, in
its hand a needle sharp frozen spear. Then there was another, and
another. Around the corner ahead...marching in a crunching, cliding
glacier-like ripple of sound...an army of Ice Warriors!
The little creature backed in fear away from them,
his movements getting slower and slower as the haze of the ice warrior's
frosty breaths encircled him, the cold numbing his movements. There
again were his human friends...but unmoving, unaware of the danger as they
stared as though hypnotized into the pool of ice and the Christmas scenes
within.
It was the sadness of the memory which averted disaster.
A huge lemon-shaped teardrop ran from Diana's eye, clung for a moment to
the point of her nose, and then dropped to land on the ice. The instant
the salt water touched the ice, a crack apeared and ran along the surface,
splitting the Christmas scenes within. Then another and another...and
within moments, the ice had gone...and with it the reflections of Christmas
memories. In its place, just water...and there reflected, looming
above and around them, "Aaaaaaaah!"
Eric gave a yell as he looked over his shoulder.
"Soliers...an army...of ice men!" He tried to pull his sword from
its sheath...but became instantly aware of the cold projected by the warriors...his
movements slow...heavy.
All around, attempting to shake off the numbing
cold, his companions forced themselves into action. The fire arrows
from Hank's bow arched towards the clashing, jangling legion of doom...but
aginst the intense cold, the flames and energy died.
Bobby's club grew heavy as a thick coat of frost
grew around it. "Run," Dian called. "We've got to get out of
here before we're frozen to death." So saying, she ran, dug the stick
into the cavern floor and delivered a flying drop kick to the nearest ice
warrior. Before her horrified gaze, the soldier dissolved into a
thousand slivers of frozen silver...but just as quickly, these shards moved,
danced, built and reformed the fearsome figure once more.
"They're indestructible!" yelled Bobby. "Presto,
can't you magic us out of this?" However, Presto, tug all he might,
couldn't pull the frozen magician's cap from his head. It felt like
a ton of ice was holding it in place.
So, with the bleating Uni behind them, the adventurers
took to their heels. Turning this way and that down the labyrinths
of corridors, desperately trying to remember the way out. And all
the time, the heavy tramp of the ice warriors filled their ears.
Again and again they turned down passages, only to be greeted with a blast
if icy air... and the sight of more ice warriors emerging from the cavern
walls.
"We've had it, we'll never find the way out.
Never get away from the cold,!" Eric's teeth chattered in icy fear.
Then, Sheila perked up her head. "Listen...can't
you hear that...roaring...dragon sounds. That way...come on...follow
your ears...it must lead us out."
Spurred to action, the others rose to their feet
and tottered in Sheila's wake. What was happening outside?
Had the good Bronze Dragon come to their rescue?
What was happening outside was a meeting of might
between Venger on his Nightmare steed and Tiamat, the evil Queen of the
Dragons. A hideous fire-breathing shadow, she'd dropped from the
skies outside the Ice Caves, causing a high scream of terror to burst from
the thin lips of Venger.
Head after head spouted flame in his direction as
he spurred his steed this way ad that to avoid the deadly heat.
Finally, rider and mount managed to lift themselves
into the air and wing away over the mounatins above the Ice Caves....away
from Tiamat and away from the victory he'd so eagerly anticipated over
Presto and has friends.
Deprived of her prey, Tiamat quested heads all around,
scenting new foes to be vanquished. Then her ears detected the sound
of movement deep within the caves...of voices yelling...as they grew nearer.
"Bronze Dragon...Strongheart. Are you out
there...we guys are in trouble!" Eager for the kill, the many-headed
beast forced her form into the cave entrance. With a roar that shook
the entire mountain range, she sent jet after jet of fire along the passages
that curved ahead. Tiamat was all-evil. None could call her
friend.
It was Uni's bleat of terror that awoke the friends
to their peril...suddenly gushing toward them down the ice passage was
a wall of water...the heat had melted a path of its own...a new tunnel
through the ice caves. Soon they were swmming, desperately holding
on to Eric's magic sheild that floated as no such sheild would do in their
home world.
"Quickly, duck underwater!" These words had
hardly left Hank's mouth when a wall of flames shot above them. The
regiment of ice soldiers ahead, already dissolveing into the flood waters,
were transformed instantly into steam...and indeed on all sides...the ice
walls were melting...then just as quickly vaporizing as behind the deadly
trails of fire blazed from Tiamat.
Suddenly they were in the open...the last blast
had breached a hole clean through the outside wall of one of the ice mountains...they
were in the Singing Sands once more, but there were no songs in their hearts...the
winds...as keen as ever...held no terrors. The melted ice ws absorbed
by the burning sands as though by a sponge...and the companions found themselves
running, stumbling away from what could have been their icy tomb.
Looking back, they could see around the ridge the
distant form of Tiamat, heads and shoulders still crammed into the main
cave entrance...steam leaking from the peaks and crags of the mountains
showing that her burning breath still bellowed forth. All at once,
there burst from the topmost range a jet of steam...huge, immense, a blast
of power that sent the winds into a spiriling whirlpool, so violent that
the children had to hurl themselves to the ground.
With dusk falling, and as whirling clouds of vapor
raced across the sky, the ponderous winged bulk of Tiamat could be seen
returning to her lair. She had gone...and so too had the living ice
army, melted, vaporized into droplets of moisture sent roaring across the
Singing Sands into the eye of the winds, cooled and were back. As
night fell, the desert was for once blanketed with cloud...
And from these clouds, fell... "Snow! It's
Christmas night and it's snowing!" Sheila could hardly believe her
eyes. It was true! Around them, the wind across the sands had
dropped...smothered, as was everything else, in white.
"This really is like the yuletide," Eric smiled.
"All we need now is..." Before he could finish, the soft sound of hoofbeats
could be heard approaching. It was Uni, amazingly harnessed to a
small cart set on wooden runners...and there, small, hooded and cloaked
was the figure of, "Santa Claus? Here?"
"Not Santa Claus, Eric," came the familar tones.
"Though I do bring you gifts." It was of course the Dungeon Master.
Stepping off the sleigh, he said, "I have for you a map, a key, and a warning.
May fortune smile on you over Christmas time...and may you use your gifts
to find your way onwards and out of the realm of Dungeons and Dragons."
next: Everything in the Garden...is
Lovely?
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