By Zak:

• Hank: Oh no!! A car!! C’mon, gang, we’ve gotta save it!
• Sheila: I don’t know, but I’m worried about it.
• Dungeonmaster: It has taken its first step home.
• Eric: Because it followed Dungeonmaster’s advice, and look where THAT got it! NOWHERE!
• Bobby: Shaddup, Eric!
• Uni: Baa-aaaaah! (Translation: "Shaddup, Eric!")
• Venger: Because it is a FOOL!
• Shadowdemon: Oh look. A car. Heh heh heh.
• Tiamat (fire head): Barbecue chicken!
• Tiamat (lightning head): Fried chicken!!
• Tiamat (acid head): Oh boy! Buffalo wings!
• Tiamat (poison head): Yuck. Salmonella!
• Tiamat (ice head): Let’s just freeze it for later.
• Terry: I had this really strange dream last night...about this chicken...and the big grey stony thing...I dreamed about that too!

Please...add onto the list!!

By Joe R:

• Presto: Maybe I can help! (Hat glows and produces a bottle of barbecue sauce) Sorry guys…
• Diana: Maybe I can give that chicken some pointers on dodging traffic!

• Queen Zinn (to a Phantom Stalker): Will the young chicken survive The Trial of the Road?
• Venger: All who cross the road must be punished!
• Solars: Dungeon Master is wrong! You will only find evil across the road!
• Solars: I have studied much about poultry, but I am no chicken.
• Kelek: I knew those chickens would lead you across the road! Now the last three beaks are mine!
• Ramuhd: The chicken disappeared from my palace one night, a long time ago...I know where it is, but I cannot reach that road right now.

By Mike Bugg:

• Warduke: Tell Venger that the chicken is his--for the right price!
• Kelek: Soon even the chicken will call me . . . MASTER!
• Dekion: For only one pure of breast, one who could BE a chicken, may cross the road and gain the Feed of Power.
• Orc Captain: Stop that chicken! (Cracks whip)
• Orc soldier: Hmmm, lunch!
• Shadow Demon: Master! The young chicken is attempting to cross the road!
• Venger:Soon the chicken will be mine, and Dungeon Master shall be destroyed!
• Hank: Come on you guys! We've got to cross the road and find the chicken! (for the third time that episode)
• Male peasant: The chicken is evil! Get it!
• Female peasant: No! Can't you see it's just a chicken?
• Male peasant: Not true woman. It's a wizard pretending to be a chicken!
• Dungeon Master: Along the way, it must only beware the many faces of traffic, all known as Venger. It shall know his newest face by his red comb.
• Shadow Demon: Master! The chicken is crossing the Road of Flatness!
• Venger: It had no choice. Bring it to me--NOW!
• Diana: You want it--(brandishes staff)--go and get it!
• Varla: It's all my fault--the chicken, the road, they're both my illusions.
• Eric: Forget it! I'm not turning into a hood ornament just to save some dumb chicken!
• Diana: Hey Presto, think you can pull a deep-fryer out of your hat?
• Presto: I can try. Abra-kadi'er--give me a fat fryer! (Pulls out obese man in monk's robes) *Sigh* Face it Uni: as a fry cook, I'm no wiz.
• Sheila: There went our lunch.
• Hank: Well, it looks like we're eating roadkill--again.
• Diana: Are you writing all this down, Cavalier?
• Eric: I'll give you something to write down--get me outta here! (Flees into woods to escape further chicken jokes.)