Kids Say the Darnedest Things!

(a partial list of some quotes that might be a little...*ahem*..if taken out of context...)


Sheila:  It's so skinny....what holds it up?

Bobby:  I wonder what's in there?
Presto:  Something that moans a lot!

Diana:  Eric, stop talking and start helping!

Bobby:  Sorry.....I guess I was a little loud, wasn't I?

Eric:  It's not funny, Presto!
Presto: You're right, it's DISGUSTING!

Diana:  Come on, Presto...Eric's got a real problem here.

Presto:  I'll fiddle with my twiddle....

Hank:  I guess apologies won't make any difference now....

Eric: Dungeonmaster, do you always have to do that?
DM: No, not always...

Presto: These little things??
Diana:  No! That BIG thing!

Eric: Odds Schmods!! The only thing odd around here is the way these clothes fit!!

Hank: Eric just gets like that sometimes.

Eric: Stop moving, you traveling flea circus!

Misc. Gnome: And now, I must return to face my punishment!

Presto: I guess it takes more magic to put 'em back on than it does to take 'em off.

Eric: I wonder if he has a riddle that covers THIS!


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